So I carried this giant bear on my back around the store for three hours and kept singing “LOOK DOWN, JABEART. HE’S STANDING IN HIS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!” at my parents.
I was gonna name him Marius but he’s a bear and who am I to pass up the perfect pun that is Bearius? 

So I carried this giant bear on my back around the store for three hours and kept singing “LOOK DOWN, JABEART. HE’S STANDING IN HIS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!” at my parents.

I was gonna name him Marius but he’s a bear and who am I to pass up the perfect pun that is Bearius?